Not enough sex

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https://www.takimag.com/article/you-people-need-to-get-nekkid/print

Entertaining but has some truth to it

2) “Seventeen percent of Americans ages 18 to 29 now believe that a man inviting a woman out for a drink ‘always’ or ‘usually’ constitutes sexual harassment.” (The article didn’t offer any stats for women asking men, men asking men, or women asking women.)

 

This one truly endangers the future of civilization. Once these people are in charge, we’re not gonna be able to make enough babies.

 

Can we at least accept as a reasonable premise that someone, somewhere, at some time, has to say something to a relative stranger in order to start the dating process? If everything that can possibly be said in that department is defined as “hitting on,” or sexual harassment, then all you guys deserve whatever you get. Have fun shaming each other into middle age.

 

But it gets worse:

 

(3) When they go to the locker room at the gym, Millennials wear underwear under their towels.

 

In two generations, we’ve gone from Greek-style totally nekkid gyms to gyms where people wear $300 worth of Nike athleisure sportswear while showering. This doesn’t bode well for orgiastic aardvarking.

 

But then there’s the one that blows me away:

 

(4) Debby Herbenick, a leading sex researcher at the famous Kinsey Institute in Indiana, says that Millennial men piss off Millennial women the first time they have sex by (a) choking them, (b) ejaculating on their faces, and (c) trying to have anal sex.

 

So it turns out it’s not the lack of sex drive that’s the problem, it’s the lack of interest in anything resembling a naturally evolving sex life between two people figuring each other out. Notice that none of the above three things are conducive to pregnancy, but all of them are likely to be popular in porn. Making the prior assumption that women want those three things simply an indicator that the guy failed to learn how to converse.

 

Actually, I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want any of these people having babies. Let’s move on to the Post-Millennials and the Post-Post-Millennials. Someday someone will eventually discover good old-fashioned American sex again.

 

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it's also the ladies

he writes:

(4) Debby Herbenick, a leading sex researcher at the famous Kinsey Institute in Indiana, says that Millennial men piss off Millennial women the first time they have sex by (a) choking them, (b) ejaculating on their faces, and (c) trying to have anal sex.

 
 
This is true! But I have buddies telling me that girls ask them to choke them during sex. Honestly. 
 
And I had very little familiarity with anal sex growing up but now it's like "the thing."
 
And yet as he writes (very well), there is less and less real sex going on with Millenials.
 
 

This should come as little surprise

What you get aroused to conditions your sexuality. This is how porn watching guys ended up feeling very little pleasure with real partners. They conditioned themselves to fetishes, novelty, voyeurism, etc.

More and more women have taken the same course. They get aroused to 50 Shades  or the porn equivalents...and sex without such "enhancements" just seems boring.

If humans knew how powerful sexual conditioning is...and how it can swiftlly increase dissatisfaction...they'd be a lot more careful about what they got aroused to.

I think emerson's title, "Not

I think emerson's title, "Not enough sex" might explain the situation, these people probably don't really know what they are missing if there only experience involves such things. It's possible these women even ask guys to do this stuff thinking it will be "hot" and not even understanding that this is why they aren't enjoying the sex