Perhaps someone should send Randy a link to Reuniting.
In case you don't want to see the episode in its entirety, the synopsis is that the entire town of South Park is cut off from the internet, and panic ensues (in a funny, South Parkish way).
Randy's problem isn't exactly the lack of email, though..
"I need the internet to jack off.." "Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each others mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!"
Fast forward to 13:00 to see how he copes with that. Funny as hell.
I see the concept of the pervasiveness of porn more and more often explored in the media - almost always in a comedic fashion, but still, it betrays its presence in the global consciousness.