Where and how the two worlds collide:
Man suffers from porn addiction
Man successfully reboots by avoiding all porn and masturbation
Man successfully revives his lagging penis! (yay! happy dancing!)
Man gets so excited about penis he wants to use it all the time!
Man "fertilizes" girlfriend many, many times!
Man notices girlfriend is not as exciting as she used to be
Man loses girlfriend due to "emotional drama" (which is actually orgasm-related, unbeknownst to him)
Man is sad
Man is lonely
Man decides to look at porn to help with loneliness
Man is right back where he started
Moral of the story: Have fun with your penis, but hold the mayo!